Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it